Currently Listening Back to the Disaster By Sugarcult Memory see related

This may never start.
Tearing out my heart.
I'd be your memory.
Lost your sense of fear.
(I'd be your memory)
Feelings disappeared.
Can I be your memory?

DRAKE:

(10pm 6 days before leaving for drake)

Shireen: so Adil do you have your packing done

Adil: nope, I should get on that

(5days later, night before move in day)

Shireen: so Adil do you have your packing done

Adil: nope, I should get on that

(at room board meeting)

R.A.: OK STUDENTS HERE WE GO, ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED!!!!!!

Adil: (aside to Adam) dude it’s like 8pm and we just finished a vigerous day of packing, why….. is…. She …yelling

Adam: yeah she is really preppy

R.A.: WELCOME TO DRAKE, WE ARE GONNA PLAY A GAME!

Adil: Ok It’s official, I think she is high on coke

Adil: So matt what do you want to do?

(random girl)

Girl: Hey!

Adil: oh hi?

Girl: I just wanted to meet people and you smelled good and had curly hair what’s your name

Adil: oh it’s Adil

Matt: ?

(five minutes after she leaves)

Matt: “I just wanted to know you because you smell good and have curly hair”?

Adil: believe me it’s the first time I’ve heard that….. Iowa......so confussing

Drug convictions

Dad: what is wrong with your eyes?

Adil: I don’t know they are just sooo red

(at I.E.C.)

Adil: hey Touseef what’s up

(shakes hand)

Touseef: hey man wha…….. DO you have conjunctivitis

(note: Touseef is a optometrist)

Adil: do i? wow you just saved me 75 bucks at wal mart to find that out

(four hours later)

Hader: dude are you on something your eyes are red and your gonna get pulled over

Adil: for the LAST TIME I’m NOT HIGH!

Hader: darn, cuz I was gonna say if Adil does it then there is no hope for this world

(12 days later)

Kevin: ok we are gonna do this rope activitiy as a team building course

Adil: oh man this looks intense

(finishes the rope climbing course with bruises everywhere)

Carla: Adil what happened to your arms it looks like you shot up

Adil: what?

Lacee: yeah it’s doesn’t look like you cut yourself but it looks like your sticking yourself with heroin or something

(Kevin walks over)

Kevin: Adil do we need to have a little talk….

Sir Speedy

Adil: darn, I didn’t get the job at kinko’s

Dad: that’s too bad… well I have an idea, why don’t you work at the Sir Speedy I own in Chicago

Adil: sigh… I guess that’s my only choice

(At sir speedy)

Customer: hey are you Khan’s Kid

Adil: yeah that would be me

Customer: wow I saw you before here I never thought you would be running this place.

Adil: yep well neither did I

Customer: dude that girl you have working up front looks like Gollum

Adil: (starts laughing) yeah she does

(Lynn A.K.A. Gollum walks up)

Lynn: I’m done with the folding job, is there anything else left?

Adil: yes can you take this ring to the fires of Mount doom

(next week)

Adil: ok, I’m tired, havn’t had much fun and been busy all week, I wake up early mornings and stay here till this place closes and I have to deal with really picky customers….. remind me again why I work here?

Dad: hands Paycheck

Adil: hehe…. Wow, that will suffice

I.E.C.

Baquer: yo, heaven will be whatever you make it

Faizan: yeah that would be crazy anything you want will be there

Baquer: Adil will probably just re live his fantasy baseball team and watch them play

Adil: Dude that would be sooooo awesome, I mean you could draft like real players

                (Hypothetical Situation)

Announcer: And with his 8^th round pick manager Adil Khan selects…… BRETT FARVE

Announcer2: wow what a shocker, we thought that Khan’s background would of negatively influenced farve’s chances

Announcer: ok now onto the next rou………..(stops abruptly) this just in… Brett Farve is not eligible to play of Khan’s Fantasy team in heaven

Announcer2: (gasp) why is that

Announcer:  it is because of Farve’s current residence in hell

                (end)

Faizan: yeah I’m gonna have a huge castle

Adil: YOU’RE AN  IDIOT,  just think of the possibilities

Kayla’s B-day

Micheal: I think it would be so cool if you could go up to people and brand them with an Iron

Adil: WHAT?

Micheal: like if you could go up to them with an iron if they are waiting in the elevator or something and then brand them with a hot iron

Adil: what kind of sick freak are you

Micheal: hey Claire said she would too

Adil: wow that is sad

Wheeling Park district

(Adil enters swimming pool)

Swimmer 1: Ok see that girl in the middle of the lane, all she does is stand there and you can’t swim now in that lane

Adil: darn that sucks, so i guess we have to share this lane

Swimmer 2: no, I have an idea….. your gonna swim in that lane and just bump into her and make it seem like an accident then she will move

Adil: umm, I’m really not that evil

Swimmer 1: just think of all those times that those old wrinkly people have messed up your workouts, you owe it to yourself

Swimmer2: seriously dude, just do it for the team, that women does it every other day

Swimmer 1: just imagine all those times when you were swimming and in the lane next you were forty old fat wrinkly women doing JAZZERCIZE….. the atrocity, so can you do it

Adil: fine,  but you canot mention the J word EVER AGAIN! (shudders)

The Hair

Shireen: so did you get a haircut yet

Adil: nope I better go do that

(8 months later)

Girl at six flags: wow your hair….. it looks like a wig

Adil: Excuse me?

Girl: no it’s a good thing, like in the sun your curls just look sooo…… healthy

Adil: umm….. thanks?

(at family event)

Batool: just admit it, you got a perm

Adil: NO I DIDN’t I SWEAR, your brother’s first words when he saw me in dallas after I havn’t seen him in four years were “DID you get a perm”, see normal men would just say Hello

Batool: normal men don’t get PERM’s

Adil: ughh…

(Youth group meeting)

Hinna: you look so jewish with that hair

Adil: how? Does my hair have matzah on it with a little blue hat?

Hinna: no your just lighter than all of us and then you have that hair

Adil: so I’m sure there is another Muslim guy somewhere with this kind of hair

A bunch of kids in unison: nope

Adil: let’s just get on with the meeting

Uzma: ok so we need to have signs in different languages like Arabic and urdu and English so people can read it at the fair

Hinna: and for one member….. HEBREW

Adil: hey don’t be hating just because I don’t get stopped at Airport security all the time

(at the fun fair)

Taha: so who’s idea was it for pink shirts

Zayn: it was totally Adil’s

Adil: hey I just thought we should pick a color that normally our community wouldn’t wear

Taha: AND they don’t wear it for a REASON

Zayn: gosh Adil, first the hair, now this….. I just don’t know what we are gonna do with you

Diploma

Shireen: so did you pick up your diploma yet

Adil: nope I better go do that

(6 days later)

Shireen: so did you pick up your diploma yet

Adil: darnit….well I’m in Iowas, you wanna do it

Persons of the blog: Wheeling high school students

Currently Listening Savin' Me By Nickelback Savin Me see related

Heaven’s gates won’t open up for me
With these broken wings I’m fallin’
And all I see is you
These city walls ain’t got no love for me
I’m on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I’m callin’
And all I need from you
Hurry I’m fallin’

AIRPORT:

Adil: (reciting inside head): ok Adil this is it, your getting on another airplane and your close to being late, you can’t afford another “random security check”. Just keep reminding yourself, your Adil Khan and not a terrorist, you were born In Doha, Qatar, not a terrorist nation. Man who am I kidding I’ve been stopped everytim

::::::::FLASHBACK TO HARVARD MODEL CONGRESS:::::::

Adil: Hey Katie Watch this (Adil steps past guard)

Security guard: excuse me sir, can you please step over hear for a extensive search

Katie: WHAT?

Adil: don’t worry I’m used to it by now

:::::END Flashback

(Adil walks past the first checkpoint and security guard)

(security guard looks at Adil and allows him to pass)

Adil (thinking in head): wow Hollister and Curly hair make me look white enough to get past the gaurds

Hurley: wow you made it

Ms.Hurley: these two were determined that you wouldn’t make it on time

Adil: yeah no random security checks this time.

(At the baggage claim)

Hurley: well me and Jake have our bags, we are just waiting for Adil

Adil: yeah I don’t see mine

INTERCOM: WILL ADIL KHAN …(says other names)….Please come to the front station

Adil: darn I knew it was to good to be true

(Adil finds out his luggage “didn’t make it”, he files paperwork and comes back)

Hurley: did you identify your luggage

Adil: yeah it’s the only one with Arab Emirates stickers on it

Hurley: Hmm…. I wonder why it didn’t go through

DALLAS/FORTWORTH

(Adil enters room and looks out window)

Adil: what in the world?, it looks like a scene from Star Wars, all I see is random turrets and roads there is no trees or anything

Jake: ha the beds don’t even have cushioned head boards

Adil: Noooo this is too much

(Adil turns on Tv and Batman Begins is playing)

Alfred: what do we do when we fall?, we learn to pick ourselves up.

Adil: a very deep quote for a movie.

In the competition

(during a speech)

Competitor: Marijuana is not bad for you, according to Marijuana.com…..

Adil (thinking in head): Are you kidding me? Marijuana.com is reliable?

Competitor2: Marijuana is not bad for you, I know from personal experience….

Adil(TIH): yeah, like this morning?

Competitor3: NOBODY HERE CAN TELL YOU THAT MARIJUANA IS BAD FOR YOU!....

Adil(TIH) OK That’s it!, these people are idiots

(speech ends)

Presiding officer: are there any speeches against this bill?

(Adil Throws up HAND hitting the guy next to him)

Presiding officer: Senator Khan you have the floor

Adil(TIH): time to show them some real stats

(Adil gives speech quoting the CDC and American Cancer society from this year)

(next speech)

Competitor4: Senetor Khan tried to show you how marijuana was bad with using some really unreliable sources that were outdated….

Adil(TIH): I’m gonna need some anger management after this session

The Posting of Semi’s

Jake: yeah Adil I’m gonna have to do research for you for semi’s

Adil: don’t worry jake I think you could make it too

(Adil walks up to list of who qualified)

Hurley: umm….. Adil, I don’t see your name on their

Adil(TIH): this can’t be happening……….

Jake: guess who made it, Mike Educate and Brad Dlatt

The breakdown after

(Adil, Jake, Mike, and Brad walk into room)

Brad: well I think it’s time I start researching for semi’s

Mike: yeah, damm we are gonna rock this

Adil: umm…. I’m gonna just go for a walk

Jake: What? Adil… where you goi………

(adil walks out of room)

(Adil leaves hotel)

Adil(TIH): this is it, the end of my debate career? Why like this…. And WTF doesn’t Texas have any sidewalks, Maybe because the people are too fat to leave their air conditioned room …….

(Adil vents on for twenty more minutes but as he crosses the road his cell phone drops and Adil accidently hits the green call button)

(cell phone calls most recent caller: Claire Christensen)

Phone: Hi you have reached Claire, I’m not hear right now leave a message after the beep

Adil: hey, Claire this is Adil, umm I just hit the green button on the phone, yeah…. I didn’t make it, and I just wanted talk……….

(twenty minutes more of walking)

(a cop car puts on it’s lights and stops over)

Cop: excuse me sir stop over there

Adil: umm, is there a problem

Cop: what are you doing wondering around these areas?

Adil: well I was just at a debate tournament that didn’t go so well, and I just needed a walk. Is there any sidewalks around here at all?

Cop: (looks into Adil’s eyes)

Adil(TIH): god he must think I’m high

Cop: well there really isn’t, your actually in between two terminals at an airport…… if you want to go somewhere take the shuttle

Adil: thanks….

(Adil heads back to hotel)

(Phone rings)

Phone: hey Adil, what’s going on

Adil: hey……Claire……yeah, things aren’t going to well here………

(Adil enters room)

Jake: Adil, Where were you

Adil: I just needed a walk

(on the TV Dallas loses to Miami)

Adil(TIH): good, the State of Texas can go to Hell

The Adventure begins

Mike Maione: let’s go play pool

(Adil, Jake, Mike walk downstairs)

(start a pool game)

Random kid: hey, you guys in the national tournament

Adil: not anymore

Kid: cool

(Adil, Jake and mike Continue game)

Kid: wow you guys are probably the worst pool players I’ve ever seen. See I teach pool at this place……

Adil(TIH): somebody has a big ego

Kid: here let me play

(kid hands Adil a five dollar bill)

Adil: ok

(The kid plays a game of solids and stripes team while being on Adil’s team)

(Adil and the Kid lose

Balls made in by Mike: 4

Balls made by Jake: 3

Balls made in by Adil: 5

Balls made in by the Master pool playing kid: 0

(The game ends)

Kid: yeah I’m just not used to the felt, the table’s felt is just to tight, not like the ones back home……

Adil: ok, umm … .we’re gonna go…. Nice knowing you

Kid: bye

Jake: Nice knowing you? He isn’t gonna die

(The group enters the hotel room)

(Adil looks out window)

Adil: hey Mike, the cop told me if we get on that shuttle we can go see other places.

Mike: The cop?

Adil: Mike take me there

Mike: umm I think I know how to get on that

(five minutes later the group enters a bus)

Mike: I think this takes us there

(the bus goes far away from the airport)

Adil: umm I don’t think we are going the right way

Bus driver: Don’t worry, I think you guys want to get to trinity rail station, just hop onto Bus C

Jake: maybe we should tell Hurley first?

Adil: don’t worry about it

(ten minutes later)

(the group exits bus and find themselves in a full on Train Station)

Adil: umm, Mike… I don’t think this is the little blue shuttle I wanted to go on

Jake: I think we should head back…..

Conductor: THE TRAIN FOR DALLAS WILL BE LEAVING IN TWO MINUTES, NEXT TRAIN COMES IN AN HOUR

Adil: hey Jake, wanna go to Dallas?

Jake: umm…. I don’t know, I guess we could?

Adil: Let’s go!

(the rest of the story is way to long to post hear and it loses it’s value when not told verbally, but it involves a drunk driver, The West End, a mysterious appearance by Adil’s far away cousin, a tower to far, and more luck than a shamrock at the end of rainbow attached to wood that was struck by lightning twice.)

(after we come back)

Brad Dlatt: hey we picked up our medals for qualifying for semis, hey Adil… Did you pick up your medal yet? (laughs)

Adil: (gives an evil stair)

Adil: I will melt your medal and make a bullet out of it like in the Patriot, then I will shoot you with it.

Back Home:

Adil: I don’t know, I just can’t get over this feeling of being Incomplete. So much more I could of done at Dallas.

Claire: you did your best and that’s what happened

Adil: sigh…. I just don’t know

Claire: I'll be a nerd and quote from batman begins, "what do we do when we fall?........ we get back up"

Adil(TIH): She couldn’t of said it better

Person of the Blog: Jake Grubman

It’s been great knowing the future Captain of the Debate team through this trip. It was great just hanging out with a kid, watching him joke around about common stuff, seeing people stand in awe of his afro and just seeing him as a person outside of debate. I roomed with Jake before at one of the debate tournament and he has changed much since. Like an Allstate insurance policy, I know the Debate team is in good hands with Jake.

Currently Listening Move Along By The All-American Rejects Move Along see related

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone stands
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

A.P. World

Sean: we have an AP world test today

Adil: shoot, I’m totally screwed

Sean: haha, how are you gonna get out of this one…

Adil: don’t worry… I think I just found my golden ticket

(five minutes later in gym)

Adil: is this were I can get a form to donate blood

Worker: Yes just sign that golden sheet so you can be excused from class

Adil: (evilly grins)

(30 minutes later)

Worker: Ok your done donating blood now you have to wait till fifteen minutes (writes 9:32 on paper)

Adil: hmm how about five

Worker: umm what?

Adil: (grabs piece of paper writes crossed out something and writes new dismissal time)

Adil: It’s been a pleasure

(walks out)

Worker: what does the piece of paper say?

Worker 2: 9:32 crossed out… and it says now

Mr.Lwellyen:  Ok we are gonna look at an overhead (pulls on overhead screen)

(Overhead breaks in half)

Adil: let me go and get the tech crew

Lori: OH let me get him

Mr.lwellyen: (goes and gets new overhead screen)

Adil: The one day I’m in class… this happens, how timely

(Spends twelve minutes frustrating over setting it up)

Adil: here I’ll help

Brian: NO don’t

Mr.Lwellyen: what your gonna stop him from helping me?

Adil: (tries to open it)

(fails attempt one)

Connie: I don’t think he got it

Mr.Lwellyen: it’s because he’s muslim

Connie: wooah

Adil: (hmm this means one of two things… he’s angry at me for donating blood instead of taking a test or… tomorrow we’re watching a movie on the Muslims as an apology)

Coldstone:

Adil: I’ll have a raspberry cream in a size “like it”

Worker: no.. you want to love it

Adil: umm excuse me?

Worker: YOU LOVE IT

Adil: no…. I like it

Worker: no you LOVE IT!

Adil: Umm I think I know what I like

Worker: Jeez what a jerk…..

Sanjit: what?

Worker: seriously man what’s wrong with you?

Adil: I just want some ice cream

(two minutes later)

(cold stone staff starts singing happy birthday)

Adil: what …. It’s not my birthday

Worker: sigh… your horrible that will be 3.54

Adil: (pulls out wallet)

Worker: here let me help you out (hands Adil a dollar)

Adil: ummm… ok?

Worker: Remember kid.. STAY in School

Adil: ( I wonder if he’s saying that as first hand advise)

Sanjit: what was up with that worker?

Adil: I don’t know but he upgraded me to a “Love it”

Spokesman Journalism Sectionals:

Krissy: this is sad but… your outfit just makes me want to go out and shop… I mean those colors..

Adil:…umm…. Your welcome?

(Later at awards ceremony)

(awards are running 30 minutes late)

Adil: I have an idea

(Goes down and starts playing catch with audience)

Man: umm sorry sir that doesn’t seem like a good idea

Adil: ok

(twelve minutes later)

Adil: fine I’ll say a joke

Adil: (on stage) What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby…….. one’s fun to hit with a sledghamer….. the other… is just a watermelon

Jake: I HATE YOU!

Scary movie 4:

Becca: scary movie 4 is supposed to make fun of Brokeback Mountain

Adil: well then it’s true….. they make fun of all scary movies

Family party

Taha: Oh my god, what is this, Adil Khan is actually coming to a family outing

Adil: ha, really funny

Husnain: let me show you around this house, I don’t think you’ve seen it in a while

Adil: sigh…

Person of the Blog: Sanjit Shah

Many people wonder how to be a freshman and make an impact in the school. Sanjit did just that. Not only did he score the highest points out of the whole entire tournament but he also managed to pick up two awards. He has always named himself as my apprentice and I am pretty proud of all his accomplishments and being a teacher for to him.

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Spokesman

:::the following conversation occurred online:::

Adil Khan1214:            ms.Barret?
karensoccer1:   HI adil, it's me
Thinking in head: (OMG I’m talking to a teacher)
Adil Khan1214:            WOW
Adil Khan1214:            ok
Adil Khan1214:            I needed to know
(ahh she’s an English teacher I have to watch my grammer)
Adil Khan1214:            since you wern't here today
karensoccer1:   I'm glad I coul dmake your day
(wow she made a mistake… teacher’s aren’t perfect)
Adil Khan1214:            if tommorow the room would be open at like 8ish?
karensoccer1:   Sorry, even teachers get sick now and again
Adil Khan1214:            true
Adil Khan1214:            but are you gonna be there tommorow?
(uh oh…. Gonna is not a word)
karensoccer1:   Definitely, I will be there at 7
Adil Khan1214:            ok
Adil Khan1214:            becouse i'm not gonna be in school thursday or Friday
(no I did it again…. and I’m forgetting punctuation)
karensoccer1:   Did you guys have a photo meeting today?
karensoccer1:   Right, debate
(uh oh, I think I just demoralized any grammer credential I previously had, I better leave)
Adil Khan1214:            well i have to go get ready for debate...
Adil Khan1214:            thanks for the info
karensoccer1:   Have fun!
Adil Khan1214:            you to
karensoccer1:   See you tomorrow morning
Adil Khan1214:            bye
(that was extremely awkward

Student Council

 Adil: hmm how do we get more people to buy our stuff
Claire: well how about you dance on the front desk, people would pay for that
(I think there are more people who would pay to see me get off)

IHSA:

Khushboo: I’ve never seen a Indian with such white skin like your sister before
Adil: well… there’s me too?
Khusboo: well your not gonna be a doctor so you don’t count
(ughh I won’t deny it. If your not a doctor your only 3/5 a Indian)

(talking on phone)
Kayla: so what are you guys doing
Adil: we’re eating at stake and shake
Kayla: check the ketchup
Adil: what?
Kayla check if it’s thick enough because the commercials could be lying if it comes out of the bottle to easy
(I can’t believe I’m doing this)
Adil (turns ketchup bottle upside down… ketchup comes down fast): hmm I don’t think it’s real ketchup
Kayla: ughh pathetic this is so bad
Adil: I know we should write a bill
Kayla: yes then we will finally show Heintz
(hmm… John Kerry might hurt our efforts)

(ON PHONE)
Adil (masking voice): PAUL!
Robbie: what
Adil: (talking in voice from movie SAW) I wanna play a game
Robbie: What?
Adil: You have a deadly toxin in your body and there are five teddy bears in your room, one with an antidote. You have 60 minutes…. Starting now
(hangs up)
Adil: ha that was hilarious
Sanjit: well we have to debate tomorrow…. I hope they find the right teddy bear

Adil: hey I called the shower first
Sanjit: NO I did
Adil: hey I’m a senior
Sanjit: no your 3/5 of a debater
Adil: oh no you didn’t…..
(Adil and Sanjit wrestle for the bathroom door)
::CRACK::::
Adil: oh shoot..
Sanjit: holy crap this door won’t open from the inside now
Adil: what, so a person in the bathroom can not get out unless someone from the outside opens it
Sanjit: this is bad, someone could get stuck if nobody is outside to open it
Adil (grins): you can shower first

Julie: wow that guy is hot
Paul: yeah if I weren’t gay I would tap that
Adil: WHAT?
Paul: oops I mean….

::::: FLASHBACK to AP PSYCH::::

Mr.Tice: A Freudian slip hints at the subconscious motives of a purpose

:::: END Flashback::::

Adil: umm Paul, is there something you’re trying to tell us
Julie: he’s been saying stuff like accidentally like all of today

 Adil: hey julie we broke our bathroom door
Julie: that could be really bad what if a custodian get's locked in their
Adil: ooh that could be really bad.... I should tell somone

Adil: ughh I hate ironing pants
Sanjit: here give them to me
Adil: are you serious?
Sanjit: yeah
(later that day)
Adil: Sanjit ironed my pants today
Connie: what? Man he is your bitch
Adil: he prefers the term… freshman apprentice
Connie: well so far he’s like a wife

 (After Adil gives final round speech)
(finds notecard on floor)
Notecard: Kahn get the CON!!!!
(god it was funny the first 30 times, but this is my fourth year)

Alex: wow that was a great speech
Adil: thanks
(five minutes later)
Hurley: Adil that speech was horrible, what were you thinking
Adil: uhh… I’m guessing the toxic pool introduction didn’t float
(later in the day)
Paul: ADIL!! You got a perfect score from the judge on your speech
Adil: that’s weird
(Hmm.. and I thought Brokeback Mountain got mixed reviews)

 
THE VAN RIDE HOME

Jake: that’s it, watch this speech…. According to the EKhanamist of march 22 2006 it states that Adil khan is not liked by congress and in fact only 3/5 of congress approves of him.
Adil: I would like to refute that my own magazine would say that

Claire: who does sanjit like?
Sanjit: I’m not saying
Adil: well you know what they say… once you go brown you never leave town
Sanjit: lol… make one up for jake.
Adil: once you go jake you wanna stay with the snake
Sanjit: and one for O conner
Adil: once you go Oh Cee you can no longer……..(out of ideas)

 Sanjit: Hey Adil did you ever tell anyone about the door being broken

Adil: OH S@% I forgot... I really hope nobody gets stuck

:::HYPATHETICAL SITUATION:::
Maid (tries to open door after cleaning): What?
Maid: HELP! SOMBODY HELP!
(outside in lobby)
Manager(talking to worker): wow i'm glad we finally installed those sound proof walls, now you have perfect silence, even if people are screaming inside the room
(two days later)
News: Two wheeling high school debaters were convicted with the murder of a maid, they were proven guilty over negligance. Their plea was that T-mobile did not provide enough minutes for them to call the Hotel back... what's this.... I'm getting breaking news.... this sounds like very good news for the two students... apparently they just saved alot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.

A.P.World

 
Matt: I just can’t use those wooden pencils
Substitute teacher: No, I love the old pencils, and the juxtaposition of knowing that I’ve used graphite

 
Mr.Lwellyen: I had a cousin who is a crack addict
(five minutes later)
Mr.Lwellyen: my brother is a drug enforcement agent
Adil: well that must be one crazy thanksgiving diner
Mr.Lwellyen: man, he just wasted his whole life being addicted to that stuff…. Man if your gonna do drugs do it right….(grins)
Adil: am I the only one who is scared by that statement
(Later on)
Mr.Lwellyen: if I were a ruler I would get everyone addicted to opium, then I would control the supply so they would serve me
Adil: well…. An army of soldiers on opium…… wouldn’t be the best sharpshooters in the world… well at least they will always aim…. HIGH!

 
Person of the Blog: Alex Soble
Imagine a dog eat dog world, in which you must always compete to be the best, you do the most to take down others while still trying to advance yourself. In a way this is how debate is like. Yet through the four years I found out that one debater always maintained the kindness and integrity that not even I could perfectly adapt too. His personality is impeccable while his speeches are moving. He’s one of those debaters that you don’t mind losing too because you know of the quality the man possesses.

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The Post Season starts.......

Tell me there's a logic out there
Leading me to better prepare
For the day that something really special might come

Announcer: And going to qualifying to nationals from wheeling….. Adil Khan

AP WORLD

MR.Lwellyen: back in Africa women tried to marry the men with the most cows

Adil: so the more cows you owned the more women you owned

MR.Lwellyen: yep

Adil: wow

MR. Lwellyen: Adil is going to go get some cows now… hahah

Adil: um no

Mr.Lwellyen: everyone looks at Muslims like they are idiots, I mean why else would they get up on cars and have baseball bats.

Adil: (confused look)

Mr.Lwellyen: They really do Adil

Mr.Lwellyen: Muslims own slaves, in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere, it is still counted

Adil: (confused look)

Connie: Adil how many slaves do you own

Adil: well does my little brother count?

Mr.Lwellyen: this king had 5,000 wives and had many children with them

Adil: at that rate he could like have his own maternity ward, and maybe even like start a football league with all his kids in it.

Mr.Lwellyen: yeah.. but he also had on wife that was his favorite

Adil: how did he choose that, I mean with 5,000 wives you might not be even on first name basis, he probably was like… come here wife #0642

Brian: how did he choose his favorite

Mr.Lwellyen: I don’t know

Adil: I know, he probably woke up one night and was like “wow that was a good night”

Ramon Noodles:

Abid: Hey Adil, try some Ramon Noodles I made them like an hour ago and I made to much, wanta have some..

Adil: Sweet, sure I’ll have some……..

(next day)

Mom (talking on phone): Adil is feeling sick today and will not be attending school today because of something he ate.

Adil: ughh….. why me?

Spokesman:

Ms.Barrett: ADIL! You cannot just ditch the whole school day and just show up for paste-up. You have a lot of work to do to be ditching school

Adil: but there was an incident with Ramon Noodles

Ms.Gruen: Adil I need you to do this and ……….

Adil (thinking in head): my stomach still hurts....with this stress I’ll soon have an ulcer

Ms.Barrett: You better think twice before you miss another school day…..

Spanish:

Ms. Castro: Where were you yesterday…

Adil: umm well there was an incident involving Ramón noodles

Ryan Coranza: yeah you were mister popular yesterday like five people were looking for you

Adil: What?

Ms.Chico: yeah the whole school and their mother’s were looking for you

Adil: (thinking in head) I hope that’s a figure of speech because I’ve never heard that befor

ECON:

Ms.Chico: right now our steel industry is suffering and we now can look to asia for better steal

Adil: but what will happen to all the steel miners, in Pittsburg

Ms.Chico: they might have to find new jobs

Adil: Darn and they just won a super bowl too….

I.E.C.

Kazem: hey look at that kid

Adil (looks to find a fat kid sleeping and bobbing head back and forth)

Kazem: stop looking, they might notice

Adil: I can’t…. it’s like a big huge lava lamp

Husnain: I hate Sean Paul, he has an accent

Adil: Husnain!, your Indian, you speak Urdu… and your making fun of his accent?

Husnain: well he’s Jamaican; he should be able to speak English

Adil: sigh… I give up

Wool

Julie: I get to go on a fieldtrip with Mr. Wool! He’s like one of the best teachers ever

Adil: yeah I mean he is such a cool guy

Julie: like I can’t imagine that he’s divorce, it has to be the wife’s fault

Adil: yep, I mean when god looks down on earth and sees Mr. Wool he’s like “what the hell, nobody told me I had another son”

Badminton Photos

Maria: You take one photo of me and you will DIE!

Adil: well a wildcat has nine lives; I’ll use six of them today

Laura: GOT IT!

(bam)

Adil: OUCH that got me straight in the neck

Adil: (darn now I’m down to eight)

Adil: wow it’s like a war zone out here, I never thought a birdie could hit you so hard

Deborah: yeah well suck it up, I got hit here and here and here and……

Adil: but there is a difference, I’m A PHOTOGRAPHER, there isn’t supposed to be any photographer casualties.

Debate:

Claire: sorry Adil there weren’t any M&M’s in the vending machines

Adil: darn, that’s just wrong

(a day later)

Adil: I got an idea, we should replace all of our custodians with oompa lumpa’s, then we could always have the vending machines restocked and all punishments will be explained by a catchy song.

Claire: That’s brilliant

Adil: and any school that doesn’t comply will have their principal replaced by Agent Smith from the Matrix, or Regina from Mean Girls

(day of debate tournament)

Adil( put’s in contact lenses)

Adil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seyeada: wat ya dooo in

Adil: omg what is this, CLEAR CARE? I thought it was contact solution

(later that day)

Adil: ok I have my contacts in solution, how long till the clear care wears off?

Claire: umm it usually takes four hours

Adil: ok that’s good

(Four hours later)

Adil( put’s in contact lenses)

Adil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Little kid in bathroom: you ok man?

(three hours later)

Adil: ok here it goes for the last time, or else I’ll go to the debate tournament withought them

Adil( put’s in contact lenses)

Adil: Phew… they don’t burn… although they do feel weird?

(adil enters debate room)

Paul: HOLY crap, Adil look at your eyes, you look stoned

Adil: what?

Zach: yeah man, you do look stoned

Adil: hmm I wonder if I could use this as a way to get votes?

Claire: I finally figured out what i want to do with my life

Adil Khan1214:    really? that was sudden I can't believe i'm about to witness what claire wants to do with her life OMG  here it goes ....
Claire:    I'M GOING TO AUSTRALIA TO WRESTLE CROCODILES!!!
Claire:    and i'll say "crikey" all the time
Claire:    and ride my llama around the outback
Adil Khan1214:    (blinks)
Adil Khan1214:    (stares blankly)
Claire:    well, i thought it was brilliant
Adil Khan1214:    (puts gun to head)
Adil Khan1214:    if claire is gonna spend her life doing that.. .... then their is no hope for humanity

Speech team:

Adil: all Dramatic Interpretation’s are the same, they are like a Simple Plan album gone wrong

Cleveland: yeah..

Adil: I mean this is the typical DI, HI, let’s just cut to the chase…. I have aids….I have cancer….my mom beats me….. my life is a wreck….and I have four std’s……three which are usually only found in females.

(at speech banquet)

Ms.Khodos: …….(announcing admirations) and this person was so dedicated when you could find him, Adil Khan

Adil: Thanks (goes up, get’s award doesn’t give hug)

Nicole: why didn’t you give her a hug

Adil: she’s choosing the impromptu topic that I have to perform with in front of all these parents… I’ll wait till after I find out what the topic is….

(twelve minutes later)

Ms.Khodos: Adil will have two minutes to prepare a six minute speech which he will speak to all of you about… ready?

Adil: always

Ms. Khodos: your topic is: why Speech is better than debate

Adil (heart drops): never mind.. not ready…

(crowd laughs)

(two minutes later)

(Adil walks toward front of room)

(the day after)

Hurley: Adil I heard they have a tape of you giving a very convincing speech last night….

Adil: umm yeah…. You know, it’s impromptu… you don’t always mean what you say

(later that day)

Adil: ok how much for you to hide that tape

Sam: the look on your face when you had to say speech was better is priceless)